Project Runway recap

I have not missed a PR episode since it started.

That said, can you believe some of the horrors that walked down the catwalk last?!?!

i know its the first episode, BUT i was floored.

Letting a model walk half naked is not a fashion DO but a fashion HELL NO.

And having Lindsay LOWhan guest judge! why?

she is not fashionable in any way shape or form. it was pure comedy to watch her there and try to say something constructive and remotely fashion-sane.

One thing i did see straight off the bat is , we have a new ” Ricky” this year, by the name of Johnny.

Johnny, why do you cry when crying isnt even knocking on your door?

Johnny, why did you sent a red tent out with black trim and call it a dress?

Johnny, if in need you are this seasons “Ricky” the least you can do is wear a fun outfit to distract me from you crying.

So im not going to bore you with my thoughts on every dress ( trust me though I have a few opinions)

i will just talk about the lows and the highs and how one with fibromyalgia might get away with wearing a frock like that.

First, the winner…Christopher , well played sir.

I totally love the cut and ruffles, and trust me hunnie you dont need to be a fashion know-it-all to leanr how to sew, because that home girl who was throwing fashion terms left and right …did not rock a dress. sure it was nice, but it wasnt all that. Your dress had a vibe.

see dress here

I will say, i would have liked to see a different color pallette.

is it FMS friendly, no not really, unless it was lined with cotton.then yes.

and now to the semi-losers and loser

semi-loser #1

MITCHELL WHAT WHERE YOU THINKING!

see his dress here

really…a see through muumuu…..really?

are you serious or were you high? or both?

i saw where you were going with it, and yes, you smocked it too small, but you could have tried to do something else.  it was a muumuu from the 1800s. the color the high neck UGH.

yes the flow of the dress is appealing to a fibromite like myself, but that neckline would KILL ME! not to mention that material did not look like it would feel good on one’s skin.

semi-loser#2

Qristyl

girl….i knew from previewing your portfolio that you and i would not meet eye to eye.

first off, i have been better dresses at the 2 for 1 store in the bronx.

the color scheme, the choice of material all scream out hoochie mama circa 1990.

see her dress here

half her body look like she had extra skin from a fat removal gone wrong. why all that extra fabric Q..why?

And why not have a rolled hem on the colorful scarf section?

The only thing this dress does have is wearablity  for a fibromite. it flows, its not tight and its a “pretty” concept..i say concept because im still confused by the extra flowliness on the side.

Please, next week …prove me wrong!!!

and now to the grand loser….tahhh dahhh

ARI.

*sigh*

when i saw you start your project i thought, OMG she is making a honeycomb quilt!

then i realized, no wait,…is that a onsie?

no wait she is making a disco ball?

no wait she is making a foil wrap?

no wait she is making a swimsuit for a mermaid?

i was all over the place into trying to think WHAT could possible come out of that.

i mean…i cant even say i thought i knew where you were going with this. at least with qrystal and mitchell i kinda saw where they were going with it, even though they both took a detour in OH NO town.

but you ari..you are in your own world.

I’m hoping next week the guest judge is more dimensional than lindsey YAWNhan. because she seriously irked the hell out of me and took the fun out of watching.

dear tim gunn,

i love you . yes ..yes i do. ok …carry on

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